Reminiscing...Just Not Like That

Shaq is not meant for motorsports. Granted, he's made it known that his personal vehicles are closer to monster trucks than cars because he just doesn't freaking FIT in them....so Tuesday was the premiere of Shaq Vs. It was pretty entertaining, mostly because he's got a really good sense of humor.

And he fell over a fake horse in Dale Jr.'s yard while trying to mount it. Freaking HILARIOUS.

So of course, Jr's got to give Shaq a tour, and one of the first things that he notices is that there are some of Dale's old firesuits framed and hung on the wall. The one that Shaq finds most interesting? His old charred firesuit from when he was racing for the Grand Prix at Sonoma. Long story short, this was the result--and it wasn't even during the race, this was practice.

Ahh, such an interesting year...and that crash left a nasty little scar patch on his neck. It's still sort of noticeable, even though he's now opted for the epic beard. HOWEVER, the epic long hair he grew after this accident is MUCH smexier. :3

Also, I don't know if I appreciate Erin McCarthy referring to the bearded Nascar drivers as 'weird mountain men'. Seriously. Especially when the most popular driver for some six years running is one of them. >.>

Carry on now...

Daytona Speedweeks In Pictures

The Daytona 500 has concluded, and Jamie McMurray is back in action! However, as I was digging around for pictures...too many of them were too amazing, and demanded a little...attention. ;)
Let's start off with my man, Dale Jr. For 35, you're still amazingly hot. Now if only he'd grow his hair out a little longer, say as long as it was way back when....

Oh hell yes, let's go back to that...well, with a little stubble still. Damn, this reminiscing is reviving my celebrity crush. :3

He's not exactly new meat, but he hasn't had quite the hype that he deserves. At least till today's performance. Holy fucking hottness, where have you been hiding for so long?! You've gained a new fan, Mr Scott Speed. >:D You know it's a good thing when the man's name is a drug. Or promises of very fast things.

Tony Stewart, you have the greatest expressions of anyone, I believe.

I can't tell, is this 2010 or 1998?...OH, that's right, in 1998 he was driving the 3 car! And there was more blue on his car. But still, very reminiscent of that year. Strange, I actually didn't freak out after he flipped...I actually kind of giggled, and thought it was pretty cool. So did he apparently, asking his PR guy if the flip was worth the ton of money lost on it. God, what I'd do to be his PR person...Sigh.

Speed in that adorable hat of his. I've never hated shirts as much as I do at this moment.

Ohhh Ryan and Tony, how you make a perfect Caption This moment! "Hey, is he trying to get into my trailer? Let's go bust his ass!"

Dale Jr rocking the new beard. How did he know I'm a sucker for facial hair?! Sigh...also, I probably shouldn't be surprised, but I can still make out his scar from when he was uber burned on his neck. That was 2005 when that happened, I think, that detail should've slipped me by now...mmm still smexy...

Caption This moment: Fear or delight, I can't tell...he might've dropped her on her head too often, and her emotions are too confused now... (God, I don't know why he has to have such a cute kid!)

Finally, the champion with his trophy. Speaks for itself, really! :)