Quote of the Night

"I think we need to brush up on our futuristic sex movies this year."

And this is from my boss, the hall director. She's officially amazing in my books, even if she risks being the tough HD of the group. :D

Hah

Surprising/Entertaining moment of the day?

Going down to the programming room to drop off supplies and discovering three other CAs talking in there. It's past 2:30 AM.

I predict there's going to be a lot of that. :P

Reminiscing...Just Not Like That

Shaq is not meant for motorsports. Granted, he's made it known that his personal vehicles are closer to monster trucks than cars because he just doesn't freaking FIT in them....so Tuesday was the premiere of Shaq Vs. It was pretty entertaining, mostly because he's got a really good sense of humor.

And he fell over a fake horse in Dale Jr.'s yard while trying to mount it. Freaking HILARIOUS.

So of course, Jr's got to give Shaq a tour, and one of the first things that he notices is that there are some of Dale's old firesuits framed and hung on the wall. The one that Shaq finds most interesting? His old charred firesuit from when he was racing for the Grand Prix at Sonoma. Long story short, this was the result--and it wasn't even during the race, this was practice.

Ahh, such an interesting year...and that crash left a nasty little scar patch on his neck. It's still sort of noticeable, even though he's now opted for the epic beard. HOWEVER, the epic long hair he grew after this accident is MUCH smexier. :3

Also, I don't know if I appreciate Erin McCarthy referring to the bearded Nascar drivers as 'weird mountain men'. Seriously. Especially when the most popular driver for some six years running is one of them. >.>

Carry on now...

Awkward Much?

I've been holding off, but wow. 18 counted page views on July 24th alone. In six minutes.

Srsly, who the fuck does this sort of thing?

.......Oh. :/

My New Favorite Word

Cumrain.

.......Yes.

That is all.

Of the Things Giving Me a Headache Today

1) Filling out the juror questionnaire.

2) Sending the third financial aid acceptance paper of the summer. Third. Because apparently USD likes giving me money. So....I guess yay?

3) Trimming and ironing my Pixie Stix quilt.

4) Cutting out binding strips for my Ten-Minute Tiles quilt. And I haven't even had a chance to sew them together and actually put the binding on.

5) Just THINKING about ordering textbooks and other crap. Ugh...Barnes and Noble is not the way to go this year.

6) Calling the hall director to confirm being a CA this year. I swear, every time we turn around they need just ONE more confirmation that it's true. They make it easier to back out than they do to keep us. :/

7) Thinking about moving back to campus. Yay for college to keep me busy, noooo to less family time. I like home, it's comfortable. But I do like college, at least then I have a better chance of seeing friends.

.....hell. Too much on my mind, and I can't wait till I can cross them all off the list.

On a lighter note, I may get to go book shopping today. Hot Finish is supposed to be out. Yesss.

Mash It Up

From time to time, there are amazing videos that crop up on the web, and you never really forget about them. However, you do forget what the exact title was for future references, regardless of bookmarking them or not. Damn it.....and rather than stabbing my uterus in womanly hatred like I want to, I'm reminiscing and collecting new favorites. But mostly saving them so that I won't have to pull my hair out trying to remember where I can find them later.

Last week I even had a reason as to why I was happy to be a woman. I forgot what that reason was now. But anyway, on to the videos.









Good luck at guessing where most of these videos came from.

If you guessed PhillyD, congrats! You get a cookie. :3

On another note, I love American Pickers. It's such an awesome show, the random crap they manage to find. It blows my mind how they can make hundreds of dollars on old stuff, it's crazy!