Hmm. Close the door during a True Blood sex scene, or leave the door open and keep the kids just a little bit quieter and a lot out of mischief....
Meh, left the door open.
And I totes got to use the word hell to get my point across tonight. But seriously, when you open the door and there's chunks of pepper in the hallway and some 5 kids hanging out by the bathrooms, your first instinct is to say "Uhh what the hell is that?" Followed with "Well then will someone be nice enough to pick it up?" Feel free to talk about picking up after 10 year olds, but realize that you allllllll are 10 year old little fuckers.
All right, that's an exaggeration, you're 7 not 10. And maybe if you didn't leave dishes in the kitchen, or leave shit in the hallways, or figure out what the fuck a trash can is, then maybe you'll actually make it past the first year of college.....Damnit.
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